The manly Ekta Kapoor and the girlish Karan Johar
Media reports are floating around that Ekta Kapoor would like to marry Karan Johar!
Woot! Isn’t that freaking hilarious?
We know that Karan Johar is one of the zillions of most girlish (you can also read that as Gay) celebrity in the Bollywood circuit (well, most other male celebrity designers share the same genre as him). Shah Rukh Khan had even joked many a times that he won’t be surprised if he wakes up with Karan Johar next to his bed!
Ekta Kapoor! She is one of the worst dressed celebrity in Bollywood, making her look more manly than being a woman. It’s OK that she’s ugly, we can live with that. Moreover, she is the behind-the-scene celebrity, so it’s fine. Most of the times, her wardrobe seems like the ones picked up from the stretch of the cheap-bargain streets of Lokhanwala. Come on, that street is definitely not for the celebrities; leave that for the far flung people who took the trouble of the BEST buses to shop here at Lokhanwala-Shop-Street.
With the upfront marriage proposal, Ekta have shown the manly side (lesbian-ish) and Karan Johar is at the receiving end, acting the coy girlish (Gay-ish) equation. Isn’t that a perfect match? The only thing is; it is the reverse of the normal Bride-Groom nomenclature.
The article even has quotes of Karan, “I don’t think our parents ever thought we could make much of our lives.” And that is pretty much of a girlish answer.
Well, we can now expect them to buy those assorted weapons (you know those strap-on di***s), which will definitely come in handy.
Don’t worry, strange things happens in the celebrity circuit. Let’s leave Ekta and Karan alone so they can enjoy their lives of alternate-role play.