Ekta to marry Karan? Who will be the groom (Ekta?) and who will be the bride (Karan?)

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Ekta Kapoor & Karan Johar
The manly Ekta Kapoor and the girlish Karan Johar

Media reports are floating around that Ekta Kapoor would like to marry Karan Johar!


Woot! Isn’t that freaking hilarious?

We know that Karan Johar is one of the zillions of most girlish (you can also read that as Gay) celebrity in the Bollywood circuit (well, most other male celebrity designers share the same genre as him). Shah Rukh Khan had even joked many a times that he won’t be surprised if he wakes up with Karan Johar next to his bed!

Ekta Kapoor! She is one of the worst dressed celebrity in Bollywood, making her look more manly than being a woman. It’s OK that she’s ugly, we can live with that. Moreover, she is the behind-the-scene celebrity, so it’s fine. Most of the times, her wardrobe seems like the ones picked up from the stretch of the cheap-bargain streets of Lokhanwala. Come on, that street is definitely not for the celebrities; leave that for the far flung people who took the trouble of the BEST buses to shop here at Lokhanwala-Shop-Street.

With the upfront marriage proposal, Ekta have shown the manly side (lesbian-ish) and Karan Johar is at the receiving end, acting the coy girlish (Gay-ish) equation. Isn’t that a perfect match? The only thing is; it is the reverse of the normal Bride-Groom nomenclature.

The article even has quotes of Karan, “I don’t think our parents ever thought we could make much of our lives.” And that is pretty much of a girlish answer.

Well, we can now expect them to buy those assorted weapons (you know those strap-on di***s), which will definitely come in handy.

Don’t worry, strange things happens in the celebrity circuit. Let’s leave Ekta and Karan alone so they can enjoy their lives of alternate-role play.

  • riya

    I don’t think Karan should get marry withEkta. because she isn’t that pretty. Karan can find better girl who can most beautiful..Ekta is nothing she hust have lots money, thats all Maybe thats why Karan is getting married with her.

  • ajay

    Karan please don’t get married her…………………………!!

  • mariam

    wooo thir writer person, i believe the term ain’t gay its metrosexual, lol

    but still i fink its wrong to say summat about sumone without knwin if itz true or nt.

    no offenc or ought but i fink ur just kinda goin to far,

    hu sed it wer illegal to get married?

    and ny waii thats just a rumour, so he bouts u gt ur facts ryt b4 sayin summah.

    if i sed ought wrng sorri just nt in d mood.

  • Sanjay

    Imagine a threesome..ekta, karan and shah rukh !

  • http://orkut kurchika

    I dont think both will make a very good pair.karan………………pls dont marry……………………….her

  • http://orkut kurchika

    gay-ish karan &lesbian-ish ekta ……………………………….will make a good pair

  • bikram

    It is a fantastic pair .
    Pls marry.
    Bahut acchi jori rahegi….!

  • indravadan

    Great pair of the world
    One is Gay and another is lasbian

  • madeeha

    i m agree k ap dono shade kar lo

  • bhumika

    made 4 each other.GOD BLESS U….

  • kunal sharma

    yes of course, this would not be the good couple..
    but, they both would be free ekta can sleep with any girl, karan will not create any problem because at that time he would be busy with some other guy..

  • SJ

    Educate yourself about gay and lesbian people, Brajeshwar – not all lesbians are “manly” and not all gay men are “effeminate”. Not all lesbians use strap ons and not all gay men sleep around. There is diversity of appearance, body language, behaviour and sexual practices in any group. It’s the 21st Century and it’s high time we started looking at each other as human beings, first and foremost. And, as with any human beings, some are good and some are unscrupulous. Some are honest and some take advantage of people. It has nothing to do with sexuality, it is about how you choose to be in this world. Break down stereotypes, don’t create them.