o! Just Me

This product is meant for educational purposes only, any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

* Void where prohibited, some assembly required.
* Batteries not included.
* Contents may settle during shipment.
* Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
* Postage will be paid by addressee.
* This is not an offer to sell securities.
* Apply only to affected area.
* May be too intense for some viewers.
* Do not stamp.
* For recreational use only.
* All models over 18 years of age.
* No user-serviceable parts inside.
* Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
* Subject to change without notice.
* Times approximate.
* Simulated picture.
* No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
* Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
* For off-road use only.
* As seen on TV.
* One size fits all.
* Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
* Colors may, in time, fade.
* We have sent the forms, which seem to be right for you.
* Slippery when wet.
* For official use only.
* Edited for television.
* Keep in a cool, dry place.
* Post office will not deliver without postage.
* Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
* At participating locations only.
* Not the Beatles.
* Penalty for private use.
* Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
* Do not write below this line.
* Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
* Avoid contact with skin.
* Sanitized for your protection.
* Employees and their families are not eligible.
* Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
* Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery.
* You must be present to win.
* No passes accepted for this engagement.
* No purchase necessary.
* Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
* Use only in well-ventilated area.
* Keep away from fire or flame.
* Replace with same type.
* Approved for veterans.
* Some equipment shown is optional.
* Price does not include taxes.
* No Canadian coins.
* Not recommended for children.
* Reproduction strictly prohibited.
* No solicitors.
* No alcohol, dogs or horses.
* Restaurant package, not for resale.
* Call toll free before digging.
* Driver does not carry cash.
* This supersedes all previous notices.
* So there.